White Drinking Wine Women's Muscle Tank
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It has been scientifically and statistically proven that drinking wine outdoors will deter any virus carrying insects and has even proven to ward off bears. This is due to the alcohol content in fermented grapes being an active ingredient in bug spray (i.e. OFF), which when mixed with blood will act as a sort of catalyst to become a very potent natural bug spray (sweat).
However, everything we said above is entirely false, but this is what you should tell your friends the next time you need to convince them to go hiking with you. Just add wine.
- 65% polyester, 35% viscose
- Relaxed, draped fit
- Every purchase supports our mission to empower women outside
- Machine Wash Cold
- Tumble Dry Low
For a more flowy fit, we suggest sizing up.
Model is 5'6 wearing a Medium
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Wondery is increasing our positive impact by aligning our business and our philanthropy with our vision for the outdoors, and embarking on a journey to make our products more sustainable. From here on out, our clothes are exclusively designed for women, by women. We're developing a nonprofit, The Women's Explorer Alliance, to help women and girls from all backgrounds reach their outdoor dreams by providing fresh storytelling, educational and financial resources, and a supportive community. We’re on a mission to make the outdoors a safe, accessible, and uplifting space for everyone. Will you join us?