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Do you want to throat punch someone, but you're trying to get right with the Lord? Use these fun magnets instead! Add joy to your refrigerator, dishwasher, file cabinets and more with these witty women magnets. Choose from four witty women and expressions and get one for yourself, more for your friends, and even more for anyone that needs something fun to stick on anything metallic!

2" x 2"

Flexible plastic with rounded corners


  • I do not rise & shine... I caffeinate and hope for the best
  • How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them with a brick?
  • I want to throat punch someone but I'm trying to get right with the Lord
  • I'm not sure if I have free time or if I'm forgetting something.

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I started The Mad Padder in 2010 with a core line of personalized notepads produced here in my Texas studio. I always wanted a set of notepads with my name on them and set out to create them on my own. Friends saw how cute they turned out when I wrote a short note to them, carried one with a grocery list written on it, or wrote a note to the school for something. The product line then developed over the second year as I received inquiries from buyers online, local shoppers in craft shows, and friends & family who shared something they wanted. I have also always strived to keep The Mad Padder's product line current with the fads & trends. The Mad Padder, LLC is a sole proprietor located in Brock, Texas.